Cousin It?

Long hair is the style for boys it seems in our middle school, and this week I learned that sometimes there's more going on behind the hair than I thought - nothing bad, just amusing. I have a student whose bangs were so long that he reminded me of the sheep dog on those old bugs bunny cartoons or "Cousin It" from that old TV show "The Adams Family". No one could see his eyes. He wore glasses, and I would often see him carefully combing his hair nicely into place over them.

Well one day he came to class with a haircut and no glasses. I almost didn't recognize him. I asked him if he had gotten contact lenses, and he said no. He told me he had lost his glasses. He had no idea where they were. Every day after that when he came to class with no glasses and he was squinting at the board up front, I would ask him if he looked for them yet. One time I even sagely suggested, "They're probably under your bed."

After a week of no glasses, I asked him again where his glasses were. I guess my inquiries finally broke him down, because he admitted to me - "I don't like to wear my glasses." Then I asked him if his glasses were the reason why he wore his hair so long before, and aha! The glasses were the reason for the long hair, very interesting! I wonder what all these other long-haired boys are hiding??? On second thought, maybe I don't.

Another interesting side note - a creative definition. I told a class that they were very boisterous, and one girl thought the word meant a class that was made up of more boys than girls. I hate to sound biased, but she could be right!